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1. You spend nearly an hour in line at the MRT, only to be told that an accident has happened in the previous station, and that no cars will be coming for the whole afternoon. What do you do?

a) You give up and get a cab using your lunch money.

b) You shrug, find a socket and start working in the middle of the station.

c) You start screaming at the guards that you've had enough of this nonsense.

d) You call a friend who has a car and sweet-talk him or her into picking you up.

e) You walk all the way to your destination.

f) You make a speech in front of everyone about the value of e-jeepneys.

2. Your romantic partner of 5 years broke up with you. How do you react?

a) You go on the rebound right away.

b) You decide to be single for the rest of your life.

c) You plot revenge.

d) You try to win him or her back.

e) You call Papa Jack.

f) You buy a blow-up doll and love him/her forever.

3. Police come to your house to arrest you for a minor crime you did years ago. What do you do?

a) You pay the bail immediately, even if it means being in debt.

b) You go to jail and write a memoir during your incarceration.

c) You escape getting arrested and hide out in the province.

d) You convince the judge into giving you a lighter sentence.

e) You get a teardrop tattoo underneath your left eye.

f) You become king of the misfits during your incarceration.

4. You're a heavy smoker for more than a decade, then decide to quit. How do you do it?

a) You just quit, cold turkey.

b) You watch tons of movies about lung cancer victims.

c) You join an anti-smokers support group.

d) You hang out with a cute boy or girl who doesn't smoke.

e) You start chewing nicotine gum.

f) You get obsessed with e-cigarettes.

5. It's Christmas Day. What do you give the person closest to you?

a) Money.

b) A hand-made trinket.

c) You don't give gifts; Christmas is just a capitalist gimmick.

d) A piece of paper promising your time and attention for a full 24 hours.

e) A mug with their face on it.

f) A cellphone better than the piece of junk they're using now.

6. You're eating at a fancy restaurant, and then find a bug in your salad. How do you react?

a) Flick the bug out and pretend nothing happened.

b) Eat it! It's protein!

c) Demand that you get a full refund and storm out of the restaurant.

d) Request nicely to have the dish replaced with something more expensive, but for the same price.

e) Scream until everyone's staring at you.

f) Put the bug in someone else's dish when they're not looking.

7. You're just about to leave the office when it starts to rain like crazy. What do you do?

a) Make a run for it!

b) Dance in the rain.

c) Curse PAGASA for making an incorrect weather prediction.

d) Ask to share an umbrella with your crush.

e) Sing 'Basang Basa Sa Ulan' by Aegis

f) You're wearing a waterproof shirt, so it doesn't matter.

8. You won the lottery! How do you spend the money?

a) You go on a wild shopping spree.

b) You get plastic surgery.

c) You donate to Super Typhoon Haiyan survivors.

d) You take your crush out to a lavish dinner.

e) You take your family to Enchanted Kingdom.

f) You invest in a start-up.

9. It's time you took care of a pet. What animal would you choose?

a) A hassle-free goldfish.

b) The cutest Pomeranian ever!

c) A street kitty from an animal shelter.

d) A parrot who whistles at everyone.

e) A Tamagotchi.

f) An exotic snake.